Showing posts with label rants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rants. Show all posts

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Urban gardening 2010: Tomatoes (June and July)

With the bathroom renovation taking over our entire apartment, we did not get to care for our urban garden as well as we would have liked.... and without us living full time at the apartment, the squirrels decided that the fruits of our labor on our patio were for their taking.... grrrrrrrrrrrrr.....


A small harvest of 1 plum, 2 yellow cherries, and some oregano (late June)
Tomatoes Mid/Late June
Tomatoes late June
Oh no! The bottoms of these tomatoes started turning black! Picked them off and threw a bunch of crushed eggshells in the pot. They subsequent ones didn't turn black, but kept getting knocked down by squirrels before they could turn red!
Mid/Late July
The plum and cherry tomatoes were getting more and more red everyday...
Late June
Mid/late June
 
Early July
Tomato harvest early July
Mid July
Tomato harvest mid July
Basil planted at the base of the tomatoes (mid/late July)

Everyday, we'd come home to find half eaten tomatoes on the ground.... so painful!
We've tried sprinkling the dried blood and cayenne pepper around, but they don't seem to deter those pests... I guess with the ridiculously hot weather, they deserve some fresh vitamins and home grown fruit too... we are in their world, after all. But still, they are OUR tomatoes!!!


OH, and our long awaited time lapse "movie"of the tomatoes' growth- from Joerg's Plant Cam! A photo was taken every few hours from June 4th to July 24th, condensed into a 7 second video. At one point the camera was tipped over a little bit (we think by those pesky squirrels) but we don't have any proof of them. Grrrr......

Friday, April 11, 2008

Is spring coming or what?!?!?!

Yesterday, I felt like hugging the trunks of the flowering plum blossoms and the purple pink magnolias for greeting our gray streets with color and life! All you could see were the spots of color from yellow daffodils poking out of the ground, the tiny light green buds sprouting from branches, bright blue skies and crisp dark shadows. Streets were bustling with women in flashy sunglasses carrying their iced coffees on the way back to work, groups of men walking and laughing on their way to lunch with their sleeves rolled up, delivery men smiling and everyone commenting to each other on the nice weather.

Yesterday, the sun was warm as it basked my face and pale arms, my little toes stretched and wiggled happily in my sandals, cooped up for so long during those long cold winter months... (I knew that pedicure last week was well deserved!!)


I love warm weather (and heat) so it's no surprise that I was suddenly energetic and not so angry anymore... sort of...

Yesterday, we had weather like we used to have in California, comfortable in the high 60s, low 70s... warm and dry enough to walk around without getting sweaty. I walked 30 blocks along the Hudson river after work, enjoying the gentle breeze and warm afternoon sun like all the other sun starved souls out there. People were checking each other out, eyes were twinkling, cheeks flushed, it was like everyone was finally waking up after a long cramped night in a cold lumpy bed.

And then, today...
foggy. cold. gray. chance of showers. on a Friday. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Today, everything is in shades of gray, people shrugged on their dour black jackets again, the subway was a dim blur of darkness- expressionless faces in black and gray coats, blankly staring at nothing. Scraggly branches scratched against the gray sky- buildings enshrouded in the fog... even the white blossoms which yesterday looked like bright and clean, today looked dirty and tired. OK, yeah, it's like San Francisco on a typical summer afternoon, but still...

It's almost the middle of April and we've only had 2 comfortably sunny days this year!! This seems to have been the longest winter I've ever experienced... There used to be like 1 or 2 days in February or March that would give us a hint of spring, just a taste so that we don't commit suicide, but this year, even Easter was still frigid, my purple fingers clutching at my sleeves, shoulders hunched up against the wind...

Yes, I am a weather person, and when it is cold and dreary, my mood drops a few degrees. When it is raining, it drops a few more. And when it is windy... watch out! ANGRY Laurie comes out. The wind flips the dirt off the gritty streets, and aims it, seemingly, right into my eye. I heard that eyelashes have one main purpose- to protect your eyeballs from getting things into them. Well, I would like to get an exchange or complain about my lazy lashes, because for the last 18 years of wearing contact lenses, my eyelashes seem to have failed in their primary duty. I pretty much have worn glasses since birth, so I guess I went for vanity when I got my contact lenses rather than keep the glasses for my protection and well being.

My friends have endured my pain as the world stops- the panic!! Find a place to pull over! oh god, i hope there isn't someone walking on my heels because I'm stopping.RIGHT.HERE.RIGHT.NOW. Find an alcove, a side street, a phone booth, whatever, get out of the wind!!!! I feel the blinding sting of a razorblade (or is it a spiked wrecking ball?) making contact with my eye, and then the immediate welling of tears and grimacing as I silently grapple with the stabbing pain of this particle sharply prying itself between my contact lens and my eyeball. I frantically paw at my eye, trying to remove my contact lens, but the slippery salty tears make it impossible, and I plead over and over in my head that this piece of sand from hell kindly leave the vicinity of my fragile round eyeball all the while hoping that my makeup has not smeared my face unrecognizable with dripping mascara and eyeliner. Eventually, I get the contact lens out and hopefully the tears streaming down my cheeks have also flushed out the dirt particle... I'm still one of the few dinosaurs who wears hard contact lenses but the ordeal of cleaning them is made simpler if I am fortunately near a sink, water fountain, bottle of water where I can quickly rinse my finger and the lens so I can gingerly put it back in my eye. A quick inspection of the makeup front usually shows that the unaffected eye is still somewhat made up while the wounded eye is puffy, bloodshot, and completely devoid of eye makeup. It's not a good look.

Umm, anyway... so I hope the warm weather comes back, and that wasn't Mother Nature just playing its cruel February-warm-day trick on us. I NEED SUNSHINE NOW!!!

Monday, February 04, 2008

NTD #4: I LOVE HEAT (unedited)

I have to say that one thing I love about my New York apartment is the amount of heat that gets pumped out of its steam radiators. I am lucky to have three old fashioned radiators, even though one of them is 4" wide, another incessantly hisses and the other sounds like the milk frother on an espresso machine. Fortunately, I only need to keep one of them on for most of the winter to keep my apartment snug and cozy. Also, I can not complain- heat is included in my rent. After spending that long frigid winter in Japan, I have come to appreciate and LOVE heated spaces.

As an architect, I was especially offended (and often ranted) that Japanese homes are not insulated against the cold winters or the hot, humid summers. I mean, seriously- when you see your breath inside your apartment, is that an acceptable way of life?!? Is it humane to walk into a stuffy, hot, burning oven after being at work in a non-air conditioned office all day? At least I had AC during the summer, but the winter was BRUTAL. I shuffled around my apartment in a coat, hat, and thick-soled slippers that kept my feet off of the freezing floor. I usually had several self-sticking heat patches on my body and in my socks at any time. My olive oil was always solidly congealed and all utensils and plates had to be rinsed under hot water before they could be used so that they didn't instantly cool the food that came into contact with them. I huddled inside my living room under the kotatsu (coffee table with a built-in heater underneath to heat your legs) and slid the fusuma (sliding doors) closed to conserve the little heat which didn't radiate out through the flimsy thin walls. And I avoided the icy little toilet room as much as I could possibly stand (oh the horrors of squatting above a "long-drop" non-flushing toilet!).

Actually, since my family is Chinese and um, frugal, (we were not allowed to turn on the heat unless we absolutely had to in order to "conserve" heat- you know, so we didn't have an expensive energy bill) I should have been somewhat prepared for the bitter surprise of non-insulated Japanese homes. But California winters were nothing compared to New York or Japan, so I had no idea what I was in for. I had been spoiled by my warm but tiny New York hallway/apartment.

Typical of most westerners, I was accustomed to central heat so that I could walk around comfortably in a t-shirt, even in winter. When I explained this to my Japanese friends and coworkers, they thought this type of heating was extremely wasteful- "You mean, all the rooms are heated?!? But you are only in one room at a time!" they would exclaim incredulously. They, on the other hand, use "direct contact" heating appliances such as kotatsu, carpet pads, heated toilet seats, and feet warmers to provide localized heating. Personally, I think these solutions are energy inefficient and discourage or restrict movement around the apartment.

The kotatsu, which was the only major form of heat that I had in my um, "traditional" (rickety) apartment is kind of like Japan's modern day version of the hearth. Since most Japanese still take off their shoes upon entering a home and sit on the floor or tatami, it is the place for families and friends to gather around to eat their meals, watch TV, do homework, and socialize. Originally, Japanese wore long robes so that when they settled under the warm kotatsu table and blanket, the heat would warm their legs and presumably travel up to keep the rest of the upper body warm. How this warmed their (exposed) arms and hands, I have no idea. Especially since few people wear kimono now, it seems like the whole idea should be revamped. In addition, most westerners are not used to sitting on the floor for extended periods of time, so having our legs stuck out directly in front of us and practically scalding our knees while our upper body froze just seemed completely crazy! I felt like I was leashed to my kotatsu as I spent all of my waking hours at home practically underneath the table. Of course, this contributed to my unsightly winter weight gain!

However, many Japanese socialize outside of the home to keep warm- they eat and drink at local izakaya (local bars with food) and take baths at the communal onsen. And women have no feeling in their legs anyway as they spent their school years wearing only mini-skirts and knee high socks (no tights allowed) during the winter, walking and biking their way (often times up to 40 minutes!!) to school. Throughout the whole year, it was only the foreigners I met who seemed to complain about the cold. Most of my female students just shrugged and said that this was the way of life- and reminded me of how comfortable their short skirts were during the other three seasons. For me, riding my cranky old bike through that stinging frigid air the few minutes to school or the train station was absolute torture.

Apparently the Japanese also believe they should be "in tune" with whatever season it is, maybe a type of Japanese stoicism from the ancient Shinto religion. When it is winter, you should be able to see, smell, feel winter. All of your senses should be aroused so that you can maintain a strong connection with nature, all year long. The idea of wearing a t-shirt in winter does not appeal because it is just not "supposed to be". I remember visiting Japan with my family one unseasonably warm October. My sister and I were walking around in flip flops, jeans, and tank tops (well, we are from California...) However, all the local Japanese were wearing boots, chunky wool sweaters, and fuzzy scarves & hats because that was what they were "supposed" to wear in the fall!

Well, the reason why I am writing about the heat-in-Japan-versus-America topic is because I was walking back to my apartment the other day and it was one of those super cold days that actually makes your head hurt and your nose is red and dripping without you realizing it because most of your exposed face is frostbittenly numb. Yeah, that cold. Anyway, after walking up the 6 flights to my apartment, I had somewhat warmed up and was looking forward to sinking into my chair and warming my hands by my lovely hissing radiator.

As I opened my door, I was confronted with a blast of warm, wet, stale air. I looked up at my walls and ceilings which were were completely covered with an indistinguishable yellow orange-y liquid that was running down my walls and condensing on the windows. (My first instinct was to quote Kramer from Seinfeld "It's like a sauna in here!!") I realized that the little nondescript white pipe that has quietly stood in the corner of my apartment was the culprit- there was a little steam nozzle at the top of the pipe that was angrily spewing and spitting out hot water, presumably from the boiler 7 flights down. The hot water, combined with the heat from the radiators, had created a steam shower my apartment.

***Sigh*** I would have to call my super and maybe he'd come by and fix it. I was lucky that none of my artwork or furniture was stained or damaged and I was relieved to see that the orange-y yellowy rusty liquid easily came off the walls with a little bit of wiping. I got out my Swiffer, and layered a few paper towels onto it to soak up the liquid, and then used the "fresh" smelling wipes to dutifully scrub off the rusty stains on the walls and ceiling which left my apartment smelling sickeningly like a moldy citrusy stale orange.

At that moment, I thought of how humorous the situation was. If someone looked into my window, they'd be like- "Oh, she's painting her walls and ceiling... wait, no... she's, mopping them..." and shake their head- another crazy person in New York. If someone from, say, Japan, asked me what I did that evening, I would've replied, "Oh, I swiffered my ceiling." (And confusion would have certainly ensued as there would be an awkward pause and a perplexed "Ehh?!?" "Nani? Su-wi-fu-ru-do?") I even took photos in order to effectively explain that a "Swiffer" is a type of "mop" (or "broom?") although "swiffering" technically isn't mopping or sweeping.



And I laughed, not only because of how ridiculous that sounded, but at the thought that certain words and products such as "Swiffer" or "Google" have effortlessly entered our vocabulary as normal, accepted words. They have even evolved into adjectives and verbs, and phrases such as "I googled him before I agreed to meet him on a blind date", are completely comprehensible. Hearing and using new words like this is fascinating for me- it's like a sociological experiment to gauge the changes in our daily lexicon as technology and trends evolve.

So, anyway, the whole incident made me think of how this would have NEVER happened in Japan and how lucky I am to have a warm, heated apartment... even if I have to occasionally mop my ceiling.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Rotten Neighbors!!!


Ha ha!!! This is one more website dedicated to people who love ranting and complaining!

This time, it's for people to gripe about their rotten neighbors!


The map uses Google's easy to use street/satellite hybrid and little red house icons indicate where people have complained.

BEWARE- this website can be highly addicting and hilarious. And, it's nice to be able to share your pain!!

Friday, September 21, 2007

I sprayed myself with pepper spray....

...well, sort of...

The other night, I was making dinner with Vel, and I wanted to make roasted vegetables since I had just bought a bunch of red peppers from Essex Market. So, while she was preparing the chicken, I got to work cutting the peppers and scooping out the seeds with my fingers.

Into the 10th or 11th pepper, my forefinger started to hurt, like I had gotten a paper cut and the juices were getting into it. Not surprising, I probably gave myself a little cut with my knife. I washed my fingers and inspected, but there was no cut to be found. So I continued.

Well, about 20 minutes later, all of my fingers were in uncontrollable burning pain!! I realized they were caused by touching the capiscum seeds!!!!

Han recommended me to spread toothpaste all over my fingers and stand in front of the air conditioner to allow the minty coolness to calm things down. That helped for about 10 minutes until the toothpaste started to dry out and I wanted to eat dinner..

It was so intense I could barely hold my fork.... Then Vel got out a half-eaten container of yogurt that Dylan hadn't finished from earlier on. I soaked my fingers in there which felt great again, until the smell of the yogurt started to get me sick.

Wendy and I finally left and during our 10 minute walk home, I guess my swinging arms got all my blood to rush to my fingers so I was in intense pain again. We briefly talked about her come up to my apartment with me to help me take out my contacts, but I convinced her that I would manage.

From the internet, Paul helped me find some home remedies including soaking fingers in rubbing alcohol or vodka (both of which I didn't have), or Clorox Clean Up (of course I have a full bottle under the sink).

So I ended up spraying my countertops with it and rubbed my fingers through that, and then alternated between soaking my fingers in a 50/50 bleach & water solution and then 2% milk. I took 2 advils, spread on thick hand lotion, and went to sleep with still tingling burning fingers.

However, when I woke up, I was thrilled to find that my fingers had healed 99%!! Only the tips of my fingertips, right below the fingernails, were slightly tingling!

So, my advice for next time, USE GLOVES.

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

RA(n)TS!!!

After a leisurely, delicious dinner at Delhi Palace (Jackson Heights, Queens), Anne Marie, Edward, and I were walking back to their apartment, sucking on some Malai Kulfi popsicles.

Even though it was like 10pm, we passed all kinds of bustling street vendors, shops selling things from saris to cigarettes... Man, you can get ANYTHING in New York...

Anyway, so we were walking past these beautiful old brick apartment buildings when I noticed a backlit window with some sort of active shadow puppetry going on. When I slowed down to see what all the activity was- it was actually a couple of rats, scurrying around in the basement of the building, right up against the window!! They were quite playful, but really, the whole thing was making me a little nauseous.

I was so flustered that I couldn't find my camera to take a video, but my handy cell phone caught them in action. (And technology these days!!! I even sent them from my phone to my email account, just like my great Japanese phone!)

Anyway- back to the dirty rat show... It was so WEIRD to be so close to the scampering vermin and not be scared sh*tless by them possibly running over my feet, or possibly even up my leg and into my skirt or something. I stood there in disgusted awe, watching the show with that thin piece of security glass separating us.

However, it was free and the lighting was great (2 of my most favorite aspects for any experience)...



Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Dear Architects...



I wish I could take credit for writing this but I can't.